My bad luck with bitches named Amber

So lets see here...

My ex-girlfriend Amber got knocked up and at 8 months claimed I was the father. Of course, afterwards admitted she lied to me and originally cheated on me while we went out and got knocked up. So much fun there. And then today, this disgusting slut Amber at my job (to make a long story short) backed up into my fucking new car for no apparant reason other than to be a raging retard. Luckily, it's as plain as day that her insurance will be covering all the damages done to my car, and I have over 10 witnesses that are in agreement that it was her fault. But man how much a day can differ. Yesterday was such an amazing day and today was such filth. To add insult to injury, get this... At the time of the accident, I was on my way back from Chipotle so had to get insurance info and stuff and didn't get to eat my burrito until later. But the catch is that I didn't get to eat it AT ALL because when I opened it up 3 hours later, it wasn't hot so the tortilla had unraveled and my burrito splattered all over the pavement. I wanted to cry.

Liberation!

For the first time in ages, I feel fucking amazing. Without going into much detail, it's an awesome feelings when you feel like you have a terrible shadow erased from over your head. When you feel like you have a tremendous weight lifted off of your shoulders. I feel just... wonderful. Words can't describe how good it feels to know that something that you feel has been such a burden and negative force in your life has been erased in an instant without second thought.

Right now marks a new chapter in my life. The chapter where I don't have to deal with unnecessary drama and bullshit. The chapter where pettiness is not a factor. The chapter of my life where I don't have to be viewed as a weak link. Regardless of any and all thoughts, I have been excited about the future for MONTHS now. I have been happy and just relieved that my life is getting on track. Amazing job with nice pay (and a guaranteed raise in 60 days) plus benefits and more. A new car, and in February myself and my very good friend Henry are moving in an apartment if all works out. And regardless of what certain pretentions, self-righteous and self-centered assholes want to believe, am on the right track to achieving my #1 dream of all ever.

Life is good and as of right now, my life just improved 10 fold.

At this point'n'time, I feel like I could...

WOOOOO!!

DANCE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

I CAN'T HELP IT!!

Me: *laughs at Saddam*

Death by HANGING?! HANGING!! Good fucking riddance, asshole and rot in hell. In other news, it's Sunday and I am bored shitless and have the urge to fuck and nobody to do it with. The wonders of life. ^_^